Word to the wise, and also to you: hold off on using derogatory terms to refer to women till at least the second date.
Thanks S, for being the voice of reason and drawing that conversation to a close.
In fact, you can find one of my favorite message tumblrs here.
You could cast a wide net and sign up for every single dating site.
Here's your getaway plan for every step along the way.
Escaping..first message: It seems dickish, but if you know you won't jibe with someone who messages you, just click delete.
Once you're sitting in front of her with the less-than- 15-percent hair loss that she's handicapped your photo for, then you can really get to know each other—as two hormone-leaking, masochistic adults who want so badly to be in love again._—Mary H. Choi _You want to say you're an oenophile or fluent in Klingon? The beauty of online dating is that it's stocked with people on the ends of the bell curve—the kind you'd never find normally.