But sex appeal aside, there's something wrong about the Goblin King cozying up to a teenage girl.
The pairing: Humbert Humbert (40s) and Lolita (12)Ah, the classic age-inappropriate romance.
Older men hooking up with younger women is probably as old as time itself.
You might have come across a distant memory of a boring history lecture involving kings, aristocrats, or some other important figure having married someone many years his junior. but with the added bonus of hushed whispers of gossip and intrigue, questioning the motives of both the man and the woman.
The pairing: Anna (30s) and Sean (10)In Anna's defense, she's pretty sure the 10-year-old boy she makes out with is actually her dead husband.
On the other hand, she makes out with a 10-year-old boy. The pairing: Jareth (ageless/30s) and Sarah (teenager)At some point, all of us lusted after David Bowie and his codpiece.
He welcomes the attention and does have a predilection for more mature women.